Thank God for Heather Armstrong. I now know the missing words to that horrible little Elmo song from Sesame Street that has confounded me for months.
Jordan is a fan of the Elmo. He has a "Shouting" Elmo for playtime.
A "Tickle Me" Elmo for crib time..
And a strange little Elmo wannabe..
a fake Elmo..
Ladies and Gentlemen... meet "Felmo"
Elmo is not happy about this blatant trademark infringement, and is hard at work outlining his litigation strategy.